I see you

Hey hottie exec dude STOP STARING AT MY LADY LUMPS! Yes I saw you and this is not the first time. I was flatterd at first but now I'm just slightly weirded out. Play it cool dude, a glance is acceptable but when I look at you and you look at my chest, its just not cool, cuz I see you!  Oh and by the way, I am NOT wearing my googly eye bra today (no I don't have one but wouldn't that be a cool yet creepy concept?) so don't even try and use the excuse that you were trying to make eye contact or distracted by the googly eyes. I know the ladies look rather lovely in this itchy ass sweater but still, we're in the work place, let's keep it clean.

Rethink your clothing choices

Let's begin by mentioning that I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON! Now that that's out of the way I shall continue.
Super cute new wool cardigan + white tank top = cute and casual yet still work appropriate.
Super cute new wool cardigan + white tank top = WTF was I thinking? I have no skin protection from the itchy wool and while I do look super cute my arms are itching like a poor pooch who's owners forgot to put Advantage on him. Not my best clothing decision today but I can do nothing about it but itch all day and hope no one thinks I have some contagious skin jumping flea condition or something. UGH

Not to self "wool IS itchy, regardless of how cute it is!"