I see you

Hey hottie exec dude STOP STARING AT MY LADY LUMPS! Yes I saw you and this is not the first time. I was flatterd at first but now I'm just slightly weirded out. Play it cool dude, a glance is acceptable but when I look at you and you look at my chest, its just not cool, cuz I see you!  Oh and by the way, I am NOT wearing my googly eye bra today (no I don't have one but wouldn't that be a cool yet creepy concept?) so don't even try and use the excuse that you were trying to make eye contact or distracted by the googly eyes. I know the ladies look rather lovely in this itchy ass sweater but still, we're in the work place, let's keep it clean.